arch-angel-gabe

whitekidniall:

GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D

johnlock-17
kohl-yis:

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT 

It doesn’t matter what a ouija board looks like
a fucking portal is a fucking portal and you don’t fuck with this shit

kohl-yis:

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

It doesn’t matter what a ouija board looks like

a fucking portal is a fucking portal and you don’t fuck with this shit

timetraveldean

J2 explaining how in Season One him and Jensen took the Impala to go get lunch:

Jared: “We end up in this gravel parking lot doing donuts. As we’re doing donuts, we see this poor PA, like, jumping for cover, like [demonstrates], and we’re like ‘What’s wrong with him, we’re like thirty feet away from him!’ And then we look behind the car and we realize we’re shooting rocks, and so the guy’s trying to run to, like, tell us to stop [and then ducks away] and protect himself.”

Jensen: “And so I sped up and kept doing it. I was like [gruff voice] ‘I’m gonna get ‘em.’

[source]

cas-you-assbutt-dean-needs-you

favorite scenes from tv shows

“You know, I’ve…I’ve been here for a very long time. And I remember many things. I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach and an older brother saying, “don’t step on that fish, Castiel. Big plans for that fish.” I remember the Tower of Babel…All 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell, they howled ‘divine wrath’. But come on - dried dung can only be stacked so high. I remember Cain and Abel…David and Goliath…Sodom and Gomorrah. And, of course, I remember the most remarkable event - remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk and a fallen angel. The grand story. And we ripped up the ending and the rules…And destiny…leaving nothing but freedom and choice. Which is all well and good, except… Well, what if I’ve made the wrong choice? How am I supposed to know? I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me tell you my story. Let me tell you everything.”