Oh my god John would be so so careful with Sherlock in the ballet/rugby AU.

They would definitely become friends first and of course Sherlock has had the roughest time, has no friends, is entirely too blunt and unapologetic, is consistently teased and has a giant crush on John and he can’t…

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.



what if in season ten they just drop destiel on us like nothing like no hinting no spoilers just one day cas is still figuring out personal space and then dean just grabs his face and kisses him and they’re at it for like five minutes and then sam walks in and sees what’s going on and slowly backs out with a grin on his face because he knew all along just how in love they were

I’d be okay with that actually